by Mort Ehudin
The Weird One
While Gila was buying fruits and veggies at our local open-air market, I spotted this gentleman coming down the aisle. Aside from his Bowler hat, he was wearing an off-white lambskin vest, form-fitting jogging pants, and white spats over his shoes. He instantly agreed to having his photo taken but when I started my mini-interview, he flipped out his calling card and said, 'Call me when your drawing is done and then we can talk.' But when I called the number on his card I got the message that this was not a valid phone number - so I'll try to track him down but for now, this is all I can tell you about him.